my nightmare \'mI - "nīt-ˌmer\ noun, adjective1: someone (and sometimes, something) who has the ability to produce an immediate allergic feeling of disgust, nausea, anxiety, embarrassment and disdain. Usually, these reactions are produced as a result of my mind not being able to compute or comprehend the person's utter grossness. Most commonly used in acronym form as simply, "M.N."
Many times, I find that I need to create a new word or phrase to describe things that seem to have no convenient or succinct descriptor. These creations are made out of pure necessity and economy of language. One term that I came up with almost a decade ago was "M.N." an abbreviation for "my nightmare." Originally, the term was created to quickly describe men who would now be considered a sub-species of the "hipsters" (now an overused, vague mainstream expression in itself) It actually comes in quite handy as I find that many people qualify as an M.N. in my book.
There are several people who top my Ultimate M.N. List. One of them would be that totally nasty freak from The Black Eyed Peas, Taboo. What is with his flubbery cheek jowls and weird Planet of the Apes sheath hair? Furthermore, he always has to do some horrible thing with his arms and fingers like he is some sort of world music homeboy. As a whole, The Black Eyed Peas and urine-soaked Fergie are just an example of music and style gone horribly, horribly wrong. But I do have to give Taboo (and the name just makes it that much worse...) the prize for being the grossest.
A more recent major M.N. for me is that stupid eyeliner-ed poser puffy babyface, Pete Wentz. Oh my god, when I see pictures of him, I can just feel the vomit rising up my throat. The situation is made worse by the fact that he is going out with Ashlee Simpson, who thinks he is just about the punkest, coolest person on the planet. She herself, while not what I would consider a M.N., is basically a poor man's Avril Lavigne, which is quite devastating considering Avril is a mall kid in a "punk" Halloween costume.
Anyway, Pete Wentz and his oily hair must be a phenomenon that I just do not get. As if his bloated face was not bad enough, he is often posing in the most annoying ways, hands held together in prayer, duck like snarl/grin, shirtless with his repulsive above-groin tattoo exposed. I confess that I have never heard his band, Fall Out Boy's, music but I can guarantee that I will hate it and will send me over the edge. I actually need to stop talking about him because I can feel my face tightening and grimacing. 
8 comments:
a natural reaction to vomit at the sight of a m.n. is pretty accurate. and it's very funny that we suffer from the same symptoms when seeing pete wentz. bluuggh. he's been everywhere, like a virus, even on the latest circuit city commercial. what's worse than ashlee simpson's complete admiration for him is that DKNY Jeans is just as enchanted! his own fashion venture Clandestine Ind. is creating a capsule collection for them. his motto for this new ladies' line: "For the most part, if i wouldn't wear it, we wouldn't make it". bluuuggh...
Luckily Pete Wentz is no where to be seen in Tokyo media. However, when I guiltily indulge in the latest American "news" via msn.com, I get more than my fill.
OMG how can u hate petey?!? And I can guarantee that if you have no taste in celebs then you have negative taste in music! Just look at about any pic of him (ther than Mr. Boxers) and he's awesome, unless you're not human.
Well said.
When he was taking photos of the new tattoo he also took some dick photos. If you do a search you'll find them. Pete is rather large, too. o_o
wow now your just sad pete wentz is amazing to look at and he does regular charity work he's altogether great in every way read what you think about him makes me wanna vomit oh and his band has some of the beat music i pretty sure they released the song i don't care just for people like you so in the words of fall out boy i don't care what you think as long as its about me the best of us can find happiness in misery
what are you talkin about? pete wentz is the best!!!!!!!! and so is fall out boy, they make the best music EVA!!! i totes agree with the person who posted a comment before me. whoever wrote this about pete can go die in a hole
Hey don't be so harsh. Pete Wentz is a really genuine guy. Like somebody already mentioned, he does a lot for charity. And as for all your insulting comments towards his appearance, you know some people might not agree with how you look and present yourself either, but you just have to accept that not all people have the same taste as you do. Also, in relation to his music, he was just named number 7 of the Music's Top Ten Greatest Mentors. Other artists included in that Top Ten list are Prince, The Beatles and David Bowie, just to name a few. At least he's actually made a difference in the world, unlike some other celebrities who do nothing but pose for pictures and spend money on themselves. Stop wasting your time by dissing him, just looking at the other comments, there are only a couple of people who actually agree with you anyway.
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